I'm not leaving this world
without a fight
Shalise,21, and Queen of Adventures

Main fandoms: Game of Thrones,Vikings,Hannibal, Sleepy Hollow, American Horror Story, Orphan Black, Once Upon A Time, Sherlock, Doctor Who, and Lord of the Rings

I live blog plenty and I love answering questions, so ask away!

Currently Reading: Jane Eyre, Memoirs of a Geisha, and Flowers in the Attic
Aug

guys when Clemmy said not again in the rest stop after Jane did the thing

She was talking about Christa’s baby

This isn’t her first baby death omg

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Aug

I’m legit in tears right now because of this episode 

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Aug

lordbape:

but this literally just happened 7 seconds OAGO OH MY GOD BLUEEEEEE

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Aug

What type of half assed bullshit finale was that

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Aug

Whos the dad for Sookie tho?

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Aug

But what if he ends up getting the cure at the last minute and turns into a human

…as fairy godfather said “I don’t like him for you

Stay single and ready to mingle girl

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Aug

Damn it, Bill! This isn’t a Disney movie!!

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Aug

Pam is looking at Eric like

'Daddy, this is all I ever wanted. Finally get to kill this Texan idiot'

same Pam

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Aug

Last time I get to see this aired

The opening song gets me so pumped

mostly for dissappointment but

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Aug

da fuck Bill

You’re already making her hurt

don’t go around being a flaccid, veiny dick

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snowwhties:

disney princess cameos on Sofia the First

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petitedeath:

strikelikeahawk:

jessica-messica:

zagreussits:

How to wear a knife strapped to your thigh with a garter like a fucking lady while managing not to slice yourself open because you were fool enough to carry an unsheathed weapon next to a squishy part of your body that moves when you walk.

  1. Get a garter from somewhere; this one is a sock garter from Sock Dreams, which means it’s made to stay the fuck up there.
  2. Get a fucking sheath for those sharp, pointy things and put them in the sheath. There’ll be a velcro loop at the top so that they won’t slide out if you hold the sheath upside down.
  3. Put the garter through the loop at the top meant for whatever you’re using to attach it to yourself. Attach it to yourself, adjusting for ease of grabbing. You don’t want to put it on your inner thigh because that is awkward as hell to get out. The only way you’d be able to get it out in a timely manner is if you attached the sheath upside down, at which point you’d need two garters to keep the sheath from tilting inward toward your other thigh.
  4. Oh no, now the sheath is hanging loosely and is going to make a weird pattern against your clothing. Tuck that shit into your stockings if you’re wearing them, or use another garter if you’re not.
  5. Pull your pencil skirt back down over the knife sheath. Adjust accordingly due to tightness of skirt and shape of sheath. Make sure you can get at it as quick as you want.
  6. People look at you really strangely if this is the knife you pull out when you want to cut your apple up.

Vital Information for your Everyday Life.

Reblogging this so I remember to show it to my wife.

I used to do this in high school cause 2 days of the week we did internships and shit and i had to bus alone to downtown seattle and there always creeps. I recommend listening to this.

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