You Belong To Me
- Courtnee Draper (aka Elizabeth Comstock)
Joffrey is a little douchecanoe, but his death doesn’t bring Ned or Cat or Robb back. His death puts Sansa in the hands of a sexual predator. His death puts Tyrion in jail for a crime he did not commit. His death emotionally traumatizes Cersei.
"He has Jaime’s eyes. Only he had never seen Jaime look so scared. The boy’s only thirteen."
Vengeance isn’t the point of ASOIAF.
everyone after the red wedding:
everyone after the purple wedding:
"former queen regent. that’s you, I mean. literally so former. lol cersei have I mentioned lately that you are no longer queen. no? let’s just bring that up again"
so would the dothraki consider this a successful wedding or a mildly okay one
KILLING A MAN AT A WEDDING? [OLENNA OLLIES OVER CERSEI’S HEAD AND HIGHFIVES MARG AS SHE LANDS] WHAT SORT OF MONSTER WOULD DO SUCH A THING??
Today instead of tears because of a wedding we shall have cheering
"The Margaery Tyrell who walks into the sept a fortnight from now will inspire a thousand songs. How sad it will be if she’s wearing rubbish like that."
#no no this is perfect lannisters wear clunky gold conspicuous consumption shit tyrells wear delicate deceptively nonthreatening shit
ahahaha. Lannisters - the nouveau riche assholes of the Great Houses.
Also, if Olenna’s instructions were followed, this means that Tyrell maids have a more refined taste than the Lannisters.